Okay NOW the baby.

Remind me about the awesome I have planned for week 27... That is 3 weeks away! This past friday the baby turned into a 24 week old fetus and I had quit smoking for roughly 24 hours. So want to know what is really awesome about the baby right now? He weighs in at about 1.25 pounds and he will gain .5 pounds this week. My child will experience a 40% weight gain in a week. Let me put that in perspective for you. I weigh 220 pounds. If I gain 40% of my current weight I will weigh 308 pounds. If I put that on in 7 days I will need to consume 88 pounds or roughly 308000 calories in that time period. Soooo confession time, I love Burger King. Always have. I love their fries and I enjoy a Whopper with cheese. This meal would not be complete without Dr. Pepper either. All this weighs in at about 1790 calories. I sense a stomach ache. Essentially I'd have to eat 25 Whoppers with cheese, Large fries and Large Dr. Peppers PER DAY FOR A WEEK. In order to put on the proportion weight my baby is. Of coarse the cool part is just a single Whopper with Cheese, fries and the soda and I'll gain roughly .5 pounds.