And thus the closet doors swung

My biggest fear as a father is that my kid will grow up gay. Nah, just fucking with you. Had you scared for a moment huh? No, instead this is my address to the people that apparently I'm a hero. A hero who is subjecting himself to the trial, nay the epic struggle, against homosexuality brought about by the internalization of sexual desire through pornography. Well, that is what Mike Schwartz would say. Apparently, homosexuality is so insidious that, much like the devil, it has been hiding under an unrecognizable guise, boobies. We breeders, that is heterosexuals for those unfamiliar with the vernacular, are looking at porn that will turn us gay. And if you tell an 11 year old that looking at naked ladies will turn him gay then "... do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants.”

This man is clearly a little crazy, but I think that his misinformation is a classic example of chicken-or-the-egg style conundrums. He sites the pre-adolesent ridicule of being gay and that because they are not-so-against gays later in life is because they were exposed to pornography. But which came first the child's dislike of gays or their parent's? Seems pretty simple to me.

The internalization of sexuality arguement seems a little baseless to me. When you consider the "porn makes you gay" arguement you have to wonder why people look at porn. To get aroused. We all don't get off by being a voyer, we internalize, we put ourselves there. And sure, some probably put themseleves there servicing the well built man in the scene, and they are probably gay, but others want the woman. The straight guys. I think I'm meandering and I'm not making a good point aside from this dude is full of turd.

So remember kids, even though you have "the right to commit buggery" "homosexuality is inflicted" on you... sigh