am now. I have been seeing these placards for like a year now and I had no idea what they were. A blue square surrounds the cut out form of a dude in slightly baggy clothes with a ball cap and a suitcase leaning against him. the sign proclaims that this is what a casual traveler looks like and further that he is knowledgable with TSA regulations but wishes not to be rushed. I had always thought to myself who the frig do they think they are profiling me as not wanting to be rushed. Hurry my ass through the line! Turns out this is a new sort of line thing that I haven't had the opportunity to exploit, but I really want to. It seems that the TSA are doing what ski resorts have done all along allow us to pace ourselves. If this works I envision families pizza-frenchfrying all the way through security while most people with sort of be coasting their way through. I intend on full on mogul slaloming, not sure if that phrase is a proper verb, down the backs of the weaker and slower as I sprint through security flipping off the meek wearing nothing but one of those speed skater suits. ROFL just coming up with that made me laugh.On a completely different note I think it would be awesome if Obama called Kanye a Jackass. I mean what kind of world is it where you get an apology from someone you shoot in the face and you can't call a hyper active, self absorbed entertainer what he is?
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